strelnikov
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Post by strelnikov on Sept 21, 2006 11:57:41 GMT
Apparently Jimmy Nail sang Crocodile Shoes at his funeral. They were going to have Sting...
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Post by blackrainbow on Sept 23, 2006 17:13:15 GMT
Why are men such bad lovers and terrible drivers? Because they don't care who's coming when they pull out.
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Post by druggedunholy on Sept 25, 2006 22:23:55 GMT
Apparantly Richard Hammond was on drugs at the time of the accident,Police aren't sure what the substance was but they believe it was top gear.
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luther
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Post by luther on Sept 27, 2006 23:03:58 GMT
;D What do Richard Hammond and Elton John have in common ? They both got skid marks on there helmets !
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Post by Elle on Oct 5, 2006 22:01:41 GMT
Thats poor! I love Richard Hammond!
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strelnikov
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Post by strelnikov on Apr 19, 2007 12:10:42 GMT
Did you hear about the magic tractor? It turned into a field.
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Post by blackrainbow on Apr 20, 2007 17:27:09 GMT
Is it wrong that that made me laugh?
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strelnikov
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Post by strelnikov on Apr 23, 2007 12:14:47 GMT
Not at all. That's a class joke, that.
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strelnikov
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Post by strelnikov on Apr 26, 2007 11:56:06 GMT
I was in a long queue in Tesco the other day, between the wrestler-turned-actor who starred in The Scorpion King and a fish with big muscles, tattoos and a broken bottle. I couldn't decide whether to stay in my queue or join the queue next to me which seemed to be moving faster. I was stuck between The Rock and a hard plaice.
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strelnikov
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Post by strelnikov on Jun 13, 2007 12:22:34 GMT
Thought I'd called the spiritual leader of Tibet the other day, it was only when a long-necked hairy animal arrived at my door that I realised my mistake - I'd called Dial A Llama.
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