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« Reply #45 on Sept 21, 2006, 11:57am »
Apparently Jimmy Nail sang Crocodile Shoes at his funeral. They were going to have Sting...
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« Reply #46 on Sept 23, 2006, 5:13pm »
Why are men such bad lovers and terrible drivers? Because they don't care who's coming when they pull out.
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« Reply #47 on Sept 25, 2006, 10:23pm »
Apparantly Richard Hammond was on drugs at the time of the accident,Police aren't
sure what the substance was but they believe it was top gear.
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« Reply #48 on Sept 27, 2006, 11:03pm »
;D What do Richard Hammond and Elton John have in common ? They both got skid marks on there helmets ! 8-)
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« Reply #49 on Oct 5, 2006, 10:01pm »
Thats poor! I love Richard Hammond!
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« Reply #50 on Apr 19, 2007, 12:10pm »
Did you hear about the magic tractor? It turned into a field.
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« Reply #51 on Apr 20, 2007, 5:27pm »
Is it wrong that that made me laugh?
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« Reply #52 on Apr 23, 2007, 12:14pm »
Not at all. That's a class joke, that.
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« Reply #53 on Apr 26, 2007, 11:56am »
I was in a long queue in Tesco the other day, between the wrestler-turned-actor who starred in The Scorpion King and a fish with big muscles, tattoos and a broken bottle. I couldn't decide whether to stay in my queue or join the queue next to me which seemed to be moving faster. I was stuck between The Rock and a hard plaice.
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« Reply #54 on Jun 13, 2007, 12:22pm »
Thought I'd called the spiritual leader of Tibet the other day, it was only when a long-necked hairy animal arrived at my door that I realised my mistake - I'd called Dial A Llama.
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